{"product_id":"grumpy-coffee-raven-figurine-not-yet-funny-morning-decor","title":"Grumpy Coffee Raven Figurine – “Not Yet” Funny Morning Decor","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e   .raven-notyet-page,   .raven-notyet-page *{     box-sizing:border-box;   }    .raven-notyet-page{     --rv-bg:#f3f0e9;     --rv-paper:#fffdf9;     --rv-soft:#ece7df;     --rv-ink:#282827;     --rv-text:#52534f;     --rv-muted:#71726e;     --rv-coffee:#6f4b35;     --rv-coffee-dark:#4a3327;     --rv-gold:#a97843;     --rv-line:#d9d3ca;     width:100%;     max-width:900px;     margin:0 auto;     padding:12px 8px 26px;     overflow:hidden;     background:var(--rv-bg);     color:var(--rv-ink);     font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;     line-height:1.68;   }    .raven-notyet-page img{     display:block;     width:100%;     max-width:100%;     height:auto;   }    .raven-notyet-page h1,   .raven-notyet-page h2{     margin-top:0;     font-family:Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;     color:var(--rv-ink);   }    .raven-notyet-page h1{     max-width:760px; 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    color:#f4ece5;   }    .raven-notyet-page .rv-btn{     display:inline-block;     padding:13px 24px;     background:#ffffff;     border-radius:999px;     color:#533a2d;     font-size:14px;     font-weight:800;     text-decoration:none;   }    @media(max-width:700px){     .raven-notyet-page{       padding:6px 4px 18px;     }      .raven-notyet-page h1{       font-size:32px;     }      .raven-notyet-page h2{       font-size:25px;     }      .raven-notyet-page p{       font-size:16px;     }      .raven-notyet-page .rv-hero{       padding:28px 14px 22px;     }      .raven-notyet-page .rv-sub{       font-size:19px;     }      .raven-notyet-page .rv-section,     .raven-notyet-page .rv-dark,     .raven-notyet-page .rv-details{       padding:22px 15px;     }      .raven-notyet-page .rv-row{       display:block;     }      .raven-notyet-page .rv-row strong{       display:block;       margin-bottom:3px;     }   } \u003c\/style\u003e  \u003cdiv class=\"raven-notyet-page\"\u003e    \u003c!-- HERO --\u003e   \u003cdiv class=\"rv-hero\"\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-badge\"\u003e       ☕ COFFEE FIRST • TALK LATER     \u003c\/div\u003e      \u003ch1\u003eGrumpy Coffee Raven Figurine – “Not Yet” Morning Decor\u003c\/h1\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-sub\"\u003e       Before Coffee, He Has Nothing to Say.     \u003c\/div\u003e      \u003cp\u003e       The perfect little raven for anyone who needs that first cup       before joining the human race.     \u003c\/p\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-image\"\u003e       \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/2870\/5137\/files\/4_760b8b87-a013-4b3b-b3fc-cce2338e05f3.png?v=1791253879\" alt=\"Grumpy Coffee Raven Figurine holding coffee\"\u003e     \u003c\/div\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-tags\"\u003e       \u003cspan\u003e☕ Coffee Lover Humor\u003c\/span\u003e       \u003cspan\u003e🐦 Grumpy Raven Character\u003c\/span\u003e       \u003cspan\u003e🏡 Easy Desk Décor\u003c\/span\u003e       \u003cspan\u003e🎁 Funny Gift Idea\u003c\/span\u003e     \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e     \u003c!-- MOOD --\u003e   \u003cdiv class=\"rv-image\"\u003e     \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/2870\/5137\/files\/3_df8594a4-734c-467c-bb90-841455634ae6.png?v=1791253878\" alt=\"Funny grumpy raven with coffee mug\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e   \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-section\"\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-label\"\u003eYOUR MORNING MOOD, IN RAVEN FORM\u003c\/div\u003e      \u003ch2\u003eGrumpy. Tired. Caffeinated.\u003c\/h2\u003e      \u003cp\u003e       Slouched posture, tired eyes and coffee in hand.       He says exactly what every non-morning person is thinking.     \u003c\/p\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-points\"\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"rv-point\"\u003e         \u003cstrong\u003e😂 Instantly Relatable\u003c\/strong\u003e         \u003cspan\u003eThe “don't talk to me yet” mood needs no explanation.\u003c\/span\u003e       \u003c\/div\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"rv-point\"\u003e         \u003cstrong\u003e☕ Made for Coffee People\u003c\/strong\u003e         \u003cspan\u003eA little personality beside the morning brew.\u003c\/span\u003e       \u003c\/div\u003e      \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e     \u003c!-- HOME DISPLAY --\u003e   \u003cdiv class=\"rv-image\"\u003e     \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/2870\/5137\/files\/5_9e1927c6-5dd2-455f-865d-01b520d58190.png?v=1791253879\" alt=\"Grumpy raven figurine displayed in home decor\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e   \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-dark\"\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-label\"\u003eSMALL DECOR. BIG ATTITUDE.\u003c\/div\u003e      \u003ch2\u003eGive That Empty Corner Some Personality\u003c\/h2\u003e      \u003cp\u003e       Set him where people will notice — and wait for the laugh.     \u003c\/p\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-place\"\u003e☕ Coffee Bar \u0026amp; Kitchen\u003c\/div\u003e     \u003cdiv class=\"rv-place\"\u003e💻 Office \u0026amp; Work Desk\u003c\/div\u003e     \u003cdiv class=\"rv-place\"\u003e📚 Bookshelf \u0026amp; Reading Nook\u003c\/div\u003e     \u003cdiv class=\"rv-place\"\u003e🏡 Side Table \u0026amp; Living Space\u003c\/div\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e     \u003c!-- GIFT IMAGE --\u003e   \u003cdiv class=\"rv-image\"\u003e     \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/2870\/5137\/files\/1_f6249b6f-3345-490d-90c1-9e3593d259f8.png?v=1791253879\" alt=\"Grumpy Coffee Raven funny gift decor\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e   \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003cdiv class=\"rv-section rv-gift\"\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-gift-icon\"\u003e🎁☕\u003c\/div\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-label\"\u003eFOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T MORNING PEOPLE\u003c\/div\u003e      \u003ch2\u003eA Gift That Gets an Immediate Laugh\u003c\/h2\u003e      \u003cp\u003e       Perfect for coffee lovers, coworkers, raven fans,       friends and anyone who shouldn't be spoken to before caffeine.     \u003c\/p\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e     \u003c!-- QUICK WHY BUY --\u003e   \u003cdiv class=\"rv-section\"\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-label\"\u003eWHY PEOPLE NOTICE HIM\u003c\/div\u003e      \u003ch2\u003eA Little Character You'll Smile at Every Morning\u003c\/h2\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-reasons\"\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"rv-reason\"\u003e         \u003cstrong\u003e☕ Coffee Humor That Feels Familiar\u003c\/strong\u003e         \u003cspan\u003eOne look and everyone understands the mood.\u003c\/span\u003e       \u003c\/div\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"rv-reason\"\u003e         \u003cstrong\u003e🐦 Unusual Raven Design\u003c\/strong\u003e         \u003cspan\u003eMore memorable than ordinary kitchen or desk décor.\u003c\/span\u003e       \u003c\/div\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"rv-reason\"\u003e         \u003cstrong\u003e🏡 Easy to Display\u003c\/strong\u003e         \u003cspan\u003eAdds personality without taking over the room.\u003c\/span\u003e       \u003c\/div\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"rv-reason\"\u003e         \u003cstrong\u003e🎁 Easy Gift Choice\u003c\/strong\u003e         \u003cspan\u003eFunny, simple and perfect for the hard-to-shop-for coffee lover.\u003c\/span\u003e       \u003c\/div\u003e      \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e     \u003c!-- DETAILS --\u003e   \u003cdiv class=\"rv-details\"\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-label\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/div\u003e      \u003ch2\u003eAt a Glance\u003c\/h2\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-row\"\u003e       \u003cstrong\u003eProduct\u003c\/strong\u003e       \u003cspan\u003eGrumpy Coffee Raven Figurine\u003c\/span\u003e     \u003c\/div\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-row\"\u003e       \u003cstrong\u003eTheme\u003c\/strong\u003e       \u003cspan\u003eRaven • Coffee • Morning Humor\u003c\/span\u003e     \u003c\/div\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-row\"\u003e       \u003cstrong\u003eUse\u003c\/strong\u003e       \u003cspan\u003eDecorative tabletop display\u003c\/span\u003e     \u003c\/div\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-row\"\u003e       \u003cstrong\u003eGreat For\u003c\/strong\u003e       \u003cspan\u003eCoffee bars, desks, kitchens, shelves and reading nooks\u003c\/span\u003e     \u003c\/div\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-row\"\u003e       \u003cstrong\u003eGift For\u003c\/strong\u003e       \u003cspan\u003eCoffee lovers, coworkers, raven fans and non-morning people\u003c\/span\u003e     \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e     \u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e   \u003cdiv class=\"rv-section\"\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-label\"\u003eQUICK ANSWERS\u003c\/div\u003e      \u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-faq\"\u003e        \u003cdetails\u003e         \u003csummary\u003eWhere can I display it?\u003c\/summary\u003e         \u003cp\u003e           It works well on a coffee bar, kitchen counter, desk,           bookshelf, reading nook or side table.         \u003c\/p\u003e       \u003c\/details\u003e        \u003cdetails\u003e         \u003csummary\u003eWho would enjoy this as a gift?\u003c\/summary\u003e         \u003cp\u003e           Coffee lovers, coworkers, raven enthusiasts,           friends and anyone with a good sense of morning humor.         \u003c\/p\u003e       \u003c\/details\u003e        \u003cdetails\u003e         \u003csummary\u003eWhat occasions is it good for?\u003c\/summary\u003e         \u003cp\u003e           Birthdays, holidays, housewarmings, Secret Santa           or an everyday funny gift.         \u003c\/p\u003e       \u003c\/details\u003e      \u003c\/div\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e     \u003c!-- CTA --\u003e   \u003cdiv class=\"rv-final\"\u003e      \u003cdiv class=\"rv-label\"\u003eNOT YET. COFFEE FIRST.\u003c\/div\u003e      \u003ch2\u003eBring Home the Raven Who Understands Mornings\u003c\/h2\u003e      \u003cp\u003e       A little grumpy. A lot relatable.     \u003c\/p\u003e      \u003ca class=\"rv-btn\" href=\"#product-form\"\u003e       Add a Little Grumpy     \u003c\/a\u003e    \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Jame","offers":[{"title":"Not yet. Coffee Crow.","offer_id":67639319330994,"sku":"SZ07192610063323-乌鸦1","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coffee Crow","offer_id":67639319363762,"sku":"SZ07192610063323-乌鸦2","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/5520\/8114\/files\/4_760b8b87-a013-4b3b-b3fc-cce2338e05f3.png?v=1791257131","url":"https:\/\/sereinva.com\/products\/grumpy-coffee-raven-figurine-not-yet-funny-morning-decor","provider":"Sereinva","version":"1.0","type":"link"}