Slope Faces™
Your Ski Outfit Was Looking Way Too Normal.
Pull it on. Add your goggles. Turn around. Then wait for everyone to lose it. These ridiculously realistic printed faces turn an ordinary ski day into the photo everyone remembers.
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The Problem
Everyone on the Mountain Is Wearing the Same Thing.
Black helmet. Dark goggles. Plain face covering. Great for blending in. Terrible for being remembered.
Normal vs Slope Faces™
Same Mountain. Completely Different Energy.
One keeps your outfit predictable. The other becomes the entire story.
Functional. Forgettable.
- × Looks like everyone else
- × Little personality
- × Generic photos
- × Weak gift reaction
The Face Everyone Talks About.
- ✓ Instant visual punchline
- ✓ Multiple personalities
- ✓ Made for funny photos
- ✓ Perfect for gifting
Choose Your New Identity
Which One Is Definitely Your Friend?
Every face has its own personality. Pick yours—or choose the one that will embarrass your friend the most.
Built for the Group Chat
One Is Funny. A Whole Crew Is Chaos.
Picture the chairlift photo: one Gap-Tooth Guy, one Sassy Granny, one Mustache Grandpa and absolutely nobody acting normal.
A regular ski weekend suddenly becomes the running joke your group keeps sending around for months.
The Gift They Won't Expect
For the Ski Friend Who Already Owns Everything.
They already have gloves, goggles, socks and jackets.
What they probably don't have is a ridiculous grandmother face staring back at them from the gift box.
Wildly Realistic. Surprisingly Lightweight.
All the Ridiculousness. None of the Bulky Rubber.
The wrinkles, lips, teeth and expressions use a detailed printed faux-3D effect. You get the hilarious realistic appearance while keeping the flexible feel of fabric.
Build Your Ski Crew
Don't Let Your Friends Wear Normal Faces.
Pick two or three different characters and add the whole crew to your cart together.
You choose who becomes who. We're not responsible for arguments over Mustache Grandpa.
Before You Hit the Slopes
Frequently Asked Questions
No hidden accordion. The important information stays visible.
Is the face actually 3D?
No. The realistic look comes from a detailed printed faux-3D effect on flexible fabric rather than a molded rubber face.
Can I choose which face I receive?
Yes. Choose the available character you want before adding the mask to your cart.
Can I wear ski goggles with it?
Yes. The flexible construction can be worn underneath typical ski and snow goggles.
What material is it?
It is made from a stretchy Polyester-Spandex blend.
What size is it?
When laid flat, it measures approximately 14.2 × 9.8 in (36 × 25 cm) and is intended to fit most adult heads.
Is it only for skiing?
Skiing and snowboarding are the main use cases, but it can also work for suitable outdoor cold-weather activities.
How should I wash it?
Machine wash cold. Do not bleach. Air dry only. Do not iron.
Can I buy different faces for my group?
Yes. Use the Ski Crew Builder above to choose two or three available styles and add them together.
Your Mountain Identity Awaits
The Snow Will Melt. The Photos Won't.
Pick the face. Send it to the group chat. Find out who refuses to wear Sausage Lips.
Then buy it for them anyway.